1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it's just that you called me first.
2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.
3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
4. What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends on my mindset and mood in that situation...
5. What is your biggest strength?
I dare to join any company who pays me well, without thinking about the fate of company.
6. What is your biggest weakness?
Girls
7. What was your worst mistake and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and I learnt that I need to switch my job to get more money, so I am here today.
8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.
9. Describe a challenge that you faced and how did you overcome it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.
10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your previous job.
11. What do you want from this job?
No work and good hikes.
12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Making more money and for that I keep switching jobs every two years.
13. What do you know about our company?
I knew you will ask me this question. So, I've gone through your website.
14. What salary are you expecting?
Well, no one will change his job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting right now. I know you will bargain on whatever I ask. So I have already hiked my current salary by 30%.
Japan's Prime Minister meet Clinton
A few years ago, Japan’s Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English Conversation training before he visited Washington and met president Bill Clinton.
The instructor told Mori “Prime Minister, when you shake hands with President Clinton, please say ‘how are you’. Then Mr. Clinton will say,” I’m fine, and you?” Now you should say ‘me too’.
Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you.”
It looked quite simple, but the truth was…
When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said “Who Are You?”.
Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
“Well, I am Hilary’s husband, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”
Then Mori replied confidently “Me too, hahaha…hahaha…”
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
Mommy Hates Justin Bieber?
Daughter: Hey Mom i'm going to my room with my boyfriend.
Mom: Okay but don't do anything stupid!
*Gf and Bf go into bedroom*
Daughter screams: Baby, baby, baby ohh!
*Mom runs into her room*
Mom:What in gods name are you doing?!!
Daughter: Mom, we were having sex! Get out!
Mom: Oh thank god, I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber!
Mom: Okay but don't do anything stupid!
*Gf and Bf go into bedroom*
Daughter screams: Baby, baby, baby ohh!
*Mom runs into her room*
Mom:What in gods name are you doing?!!
Daughter: Mom, we were having sex! Get out!
Mom: Oh thank god, I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber!
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